Juvenile I know.

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
A. The road!