Headlines

Thought these were pretty funny. When I used to be able to stay up late, I would watch Jay Leno on Monday nights when he had headlines sent into him from people around the world, here are some that I found on a website, they are pretty funny.

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Iraqi head seeks arms
Something went wrong in jet crash, expert says
Police begin campaign to run down jay walkers
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Prostitutes appeal to Pope
Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over
Squad helps dog bite victim
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
Two Soviet ships collide; one dies
Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
Cold wave linked to temperatures