Don't Try This At Home

It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Yoy can't sneeze with your eyes open.
About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
It is impossible to bite your ear.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Groaking is to watch people eating in hopes that they will offer you some.
Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases.
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

and now you know....
have a great weekend!