A Laugh For the Holiday

I'm glad that I'm married and don't need to go through the dating process.
Although, on our first date Jason had to stop along the side of the road and use the restroom.
And, I believe it was our second date that I was showing him that my car had a remoteless starter, I pushed the button to start my car and I kid you not there was another yellow aztek in the parking lot that as I pushed the button for my car, the other yellow aztek started backing up and Jason walked towards it like the button I pushed actually had the power to drive my car towards us. We had a good laugh about it and I still love him! I'm sure he will be very happy to see that I posted this on here though!
Other funny date stories from other sources on dumb.com.
I was at this party with this guy that i liked and we went into a really really dark room with him. I went to kiss him but I missed his face and started kissing his kneck. Then he went to kiss me and he missed and chocked on my hair. To top it off this was my first kiss! We haven't talked since.
So this guy i was going out with for 6 months and we decided to go see a movie. We were having a good date and we were just about to kiss, and all of a sudden i sneezed all over him...i was soo embarased and when ever i see him in the halls he always calls me Sneezy-Mc-Sneezy
It was prom night, I was all dressed up and had the hottest date. But my little brother decided to play a trick on me, he slipped a laxative into my morning coffee. It didn't really kick in till the late afternoon, just before I left the house (I had attributed the weird stomach cramps to nerves and excitement...). When my date arrived I was lodged on the toilet, unable to leave. All I could hear from my 'seat' was my little brother explaining to my date, that "i had the squits and couldn't come". All I can say is, at least I didn't poop myself.
My friend set me up on a blind date with one of her friends. The date was great. Mike was really cute, smart, and funny. We ended up going out a lot. Over a long weekend I went to a family reunion in a park by our house. Guess who I saw at our FAMILY reunion. My boyfriend. It turns out that he is my 2nd cousin. We've avoided each other ever since.
My bad date story happened last year. I had fancied this dude for about 3 months and i finally had the courage to go up to him and ask him out. So we went and i found out what a real charmer he was we was sat in this really posh restaurant and all of a sudden he started burping and farting.
On my first date with this REALLY hot guy in high school, we went to this restaurant and shared appetizers. Well, one of the appetizers was mozzarella sticks and right after I had taken a bite of one he asked me a question and when I went to answer this big glob of cheese went down my throat and I choked on it and ended up throwing up all over my plate and one of the appetizer plates. It was totally disgusting! Needless to say, we didn't go on a second date!
Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving!
I am thankful for a secure job that is both challenging and rewarding.