Quotes to make you THINK and some to make you LAUGH

-Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
-Crazy is a relative term in my family!
-Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
-Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
-Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
-Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.
-Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.
-May the smile on your face Come straight from your heart.
-Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.