Laugh it's good for you

"Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!"
---Unknown
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
---Franklin Jones
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."
---Fred Allen
"Teenager with nose ring, baggy clothing and spiked hair to friend: I don't really like dressing like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go."
---Unknown
"Isn't it amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're leaving?"
---Unknown
"He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke."
---Unknown "If you think something small can't make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."
---Unknown
"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be."
---Unknown
"A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist."
---Unknown
"Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier."
---James Dent
"Bad luck is bending over to pick up a four-leaf clover and being infected by poison ivy."
---Unknown

Have a great Thursday, enjoy the games